Monday, November 15, 2010

Estabon attacks!!!

At 2:31 am this morning, 12 inch was reduced to tears as Estabon Corrial caught him with a tire iron upside the head. 12 inch was hanging out with his new found love, Kandis Kendall. If it hadn't been for Kendall's excessive testosterone supplies to aid her in fighting of the assailant, 12 inch would be 72 inches (6 ft) under. When asked to comment on the ordeal , Kendall stated "I kan-dis it out, but yo can't take it!" She was also brought to the hospital for suspected head injuries, and even after failing all the tests, she was deemed to be her normal self and released.

3 comments:

  1. Thank goodness for eastern european women!!

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  2. Maybe this is a silly question, but what actually happened to 12"'s head?

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  3. Wow Zach injured his head in exactly the same way/spot that he did when he needed stitches all those years ago! How terrible!

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