Hello friends from my past. I figured that you deserved to know the latest going ons of the best place on earth. . . PROVO UTAH. If you would like to unsubscribe from this service, please send me the word unsubscribe.
______Quotes of the week:_______
"I'm not gay, I just appreciate a nice body."
-Eric Pande
"Hahah no lie its totally sweet. Way worth the one dollar"
-Hailey Gardner, via text message
"It's so nice being better then everyone."
-random BYU student
"The provo police are corrupt."
-flyers that have been posted around town
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____Gripping news:___________
Eric Pande graciously invited Caleb Rodgers and Nate Pope over for dinner. Caleb gratefully ate the dinner and thanked Eric. However, Nate Pope ate only part of his meal. Eric's feelings were greatly hurt, and he had to join a womans support group.
Caleb Rodgers has decided to transfer to BYU (he currently attends UVU) for the next semester. When asked why he did this he said, "It's because i'm better than everyone."
Pope showed Caleb around the BYU campus. Aside from the creepy music from the bell tower, and the huge number of disgusting couples, Caleb thought it was a good time.
Hailey Gardner went to a girls soccer game and also reccomends that you go see the haunted house that is by some indoor soccer field
Nate Pope is going to Helsinki Finland for his mission. It is predicted that he will baptize the whole country
Caleb lives in a ward of all returned missionaries and women that DESPERATELY want to get married. Caleb says that this makes him feel sassy and extra crispy.
Eric Pande jumped out of an airplane elbow first and destroyed a terrorist organization. When asked why he did this he said, "I didn't mean too, I was just trying to kill myself." Everyone enjoyed a good laugh after this comment was made.
Caleb Rodgers was spotted working at the Brick Oven. Eric Pande was confused on why anyone would work for their money.
Provo was rated the number 3 party hot spot in the world, and was rated number one for finding a partner in marriage.
_____Gossip_______
It has been rumored that some of the guys will summit kings peak during the winter
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_______Note from the editor________
Thank you for taking the time to read this newsletter. Us G's down in provo are having quite the lovely time. We know how to have a good time, WHILE MAINTAINING THE HONOR CODE! Things are going well. I hope all of you guys are doing good at your colleges and places. If you see any errors or have any questions or comments, then please send me a message (unless you go to Utah State, then don't talk to me at all). Anyways, stay beautiful everyone.
______Quotes of the week:_______
"I'm not gay, I just appreciate a nice body."
-Eric Pande
"Hahah no lie its totally sweet. Way worth the one dollar"
-Hailey Gardner, via text message
"It's so nice being better then everyone."
-random BYU student
"The provo police are corrupt."
-flyers that have been posted around town
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____Gripping news:___________
Eric Pande graciously invited Caleb Rodgers and Nate Pope over for dinner. Caleb gratefully ate the dinner and thanked Eric. However, Nate Pope ate only part of his meal. Eric's feelings were greatly hurt, and he had to join a womans support group.
Caleb Rodgers has decided to transfer to BYU (he currently attends UVU) for the next semester. When asked why he did this he said, "It's because i'm better than everyone."
Pope showed Caleb around the BYU campus. Aside from the creepy music from the bell tower, and the huge number of disgusting couples, Caleb thought it was a good time.
Hailey Gardner went to a girls soccer game and also reccomends that you go see the haunted house that is by some indoor soccer field
Nate Pope is going to Helsinki Finland for his mission. It is predicted that he will baptize the whole country
Caleb lives in a ward of all returned missionaries and women that DESPERATELY want to get married. Caleb says that this makes him feel sassy and extra crispy.
Eric Pande jumped out of an airplane elbow first and destroyed a terrorist organization. When asked why he did this he said, "I didn't mean too, I was just trying to kill myself." Everyone enjoyed a good laugh after this comment was made.
Caleb Rodgers was spotted working at the Brick Oven. Eric Pande was confused on why anyone would work for their money.
Provo was rated the number 3 party hot spot in the world, and was rated number one for finding a partner in marriage.
_____Gossip_______
It has been rumored that some of the guys will summit kings peak during the winter
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_______Note from the editor________
Thank you for taking the time to read this newsletter. Us G's down in provo are having quite the lovely time. We know how to have a good time, WHILE MAINTAINING THE HONOR CODE! Things are going well. I hope all of you guys are doing good at your colleges and places. If you see any errors or have any questions or comments, then please send me a message (unless you go to Utah State, then don't talk to me at all). Anyways, stay beautiful everyone.
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