Mystical Mayan Adventures of Jamie

Due to a recent tour of the ancient site "Chitzen of the Itza" (As we learned from Jamie Chitzen Itza is not its real name) lead by the renowned Jamie, Michael Burton and Eric Ponde have discovered the most intelligent and knowledgeable person to yet walk the face of this earth: Jamie someone. His credentials include a PHD at Kings College in Oxford, England (Kings College is located in Cambridge, England) and a two hour class that he teaches every six months in which he teaches every aspect of the Maya civilization to every other tour guide at Chitzen Itza. Those are his only credentials that we know of. According to Jamie 99% of the most significant inventions that we know of today were in fact originally created by the Maya and that we don't know this because of a political conspiracy. The highlight of the tour occurred when Jamie explained that the stone protrusions on one of the Mayan buildings we originally thought to be noses were in fact penises. Eric instantly became very interested and proceeded to take multiple pictures. Eric hopes to see Jamie again and relive the Mayan adventures when he goes to work for a club in Cancun called Chicos Locos (Crazy Boys). To see Jamie in action please watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYpg29SzY3o&feature=watch_response_rev during which you may discover the secrets of the universe, provided you can stay awake. Still waiting to hear from Eric about his Mayan Adventures.