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Nathan Pope: MIA

To Whom it May it Concern

Nathan John Pope(P-Nasty), has gone missing. The 19 year old student from Brigham Young University was last seen in public over the Thanksgiving break celebrating his birthday at a dance party. However, since December 7th at midnight, Mr. Pope has gone missing and no one has heard from him since, not even his beloved parents Gordon and Carol. It is rumored that he has locked himself in a dungeon surrounded by nothing but blood-elfs and body oder. Authorities however, suspect foul play is involved and have linked one Eric Pande, a.k.a "Konvict", to the disappearance. When asked about the situation, "Konvict" stated, "I ain't sayin I did it, I ain't sayin I didn't but I can tell you this, He looks way hot in his WOW armor." If any one has any information please call 801-915-5868.

In a related note, Soap has placed a bounty of $1.25 on a photo of Nathan Pope shirtless. If found, publish immediately to collect the reward.

The Demise of Nathan Pope

This just in. Due to a new expansion for World of Warcraft being released on December 7th, 2010, Nathan Pope has secluded himself to his dorm room, acquired a bus ticket, and a month's worth of Cheez-its and Powerade. In effect, he will not be seen publicly until he speaks prior to his mission. Extend your condolences now, while he might still get them.